What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 01:20

-Bond slapping Tracy.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Why is the government destroying the homeless instead of helping them?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Octopussy
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Goldfinger
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-J W Pepper
Do happily married husbands cheat?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-”Ah so!”
-All the bad guys are black.
What is the nastiest thing you had your wife do and she loved it?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
You Only Live Twice
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Atheists who have read the Bible and think that contains immoral things, why do you assume that?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Live and Let Die
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Homophobia is clearly a harmful mental sickness. What can LGBT people do to cure it?
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
The Man with the Golden Gun
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Diamonds Are Forever
Moonraker
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Dr No
A View to a Kill
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
From Russia With Love
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?